ermine attends mens brick fist

21 Dec 2014

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thursday

oh dear

there i was searching
for nutritious carpet stains
close by the toy cupboard 

all the men sitting round
tables
talking manly things

when In to the centre
comes a chooch wadding

and the honsic I think it was

cosy tin was in the kitchen
with butties and hot stuff on counter
the chooch wadding he coughed and spluttered
ere he said we cant have that 

and in came the rectifier
no it cant be done he shouted

all the men they stood by their tables
daily males in hand

the rectifier stamped and screamed
we cant have fay trade ostrich eggs
fried with banans from ilsa vidor

oh such a brick fist it was

oh my mozart

ermine

11 octoober 2014


Ermine told me about this event the day after.  Men’s Breakfast is an exclusive male-only event for the men of the parish, who have a fry-up and read manly papers such as the Daily Mail and Telegraph……   I think I know what ‘banans’ are, but can anyone elucidate ‘ilsa vidor’?  I have pondered greatly about ‘cosy tin’, I think it is a misunderstanding of the name of the person who organises the monthly event.

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