I will NEVER be a model

02 Jun 2013

Bron
I will NEVER be a model
my splendourall on show
as I strut along the catwalk
Suntanned,'all aglow'
My face is one of interest
and my body quite unique,
with a bust completely all my own
and a fine 'full bodied' seat.
My waist?
A padded circuit
that holds my pants up well
And where it starts and finishes?
That I can not tell.
My tummy is not flattened through
toned muscle strength
My hands could do with softening
And my legs could do with length.
I do not pound the pavement
with vigour and devotion,
And as for latest diet fads
I haven't the slightest notion.
Surgery is not an option,
And liposuction's out
Botox aid does not appeal
to Overstate my pout.
When I think of all the effort
to be accepted with the best
It tires me out completely
and I need to take a rest.
I LOVE to eat and drink, (for health)
And 'Embrace' my body fat.
I'll NEVER be a model
But I'm ok with that.
(2001)

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