I will NEVER be a model
I will NEVER be a model my splendourall on show as I strut along the catwalk Suntanned,'all aglow' My face is one of interest and my body quite unique, with a bust completely all my own and a fine 'full bodied' seat. My waist? A padded circuit that holds my pants up well And where it starts and finishes? That I can not tell. My tummy is not flattened through toned muscle strength My hands could do with softening And my legs could do with length. I do not pound the pavement with vigour and devotion, And as for latest diet fads I haven't the slightest notion. Surgery is not an option, And liposuction's out Botox aid does not appeal to Overstate my pout. When I think of all the effort to be accepted with the best It tires me out completely and I need to take a rest. I LOVE to eat and drink, (for health) And 'Embrace' my body fat. I'll NEVER be a model But I'm ok with that. (2001)
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