Techni-colored mushrooms

I dreamt of a rainbow colored house
In the woods near strawberry lane
Where,
I saw leprechauns and fairies
Sitting on strawberry-shaped chairs,
Pinkies in the air, giggling
Drinking cannabis-scented teas,
with a dash of lemon and nectar from bees,
Told me to avoid the enchanted woods
Where
The odds are stacked,
weary travelers attacked
Mostly,
By pigmies on crack,
Running, screaming,
while they gather milk-beards
for the witches brew
Pedaled on E-bay as authentic Irish stew
Who knew?
Bumped into Goldilocks,
at the county fair
Chased by psychotic bears
Breaking windows, chairs
Apparently she’s a klepto
Stole the family silverware
At the theatre by the bay
I saw snow-white with
drunken dwarfs, in a French cabaret
“They,re opening in Vegas soon”
said a demented cow as she,
Jumped over the moon…