Oh Such Fun (Such Fun) - A Sonnet for Blondie and Kim-Boy

One little boy playing in his garden (oh such fun, such fun!),
Blond and crass is he – is he (oh such fun, such fun!);
Across the fence, inanely grinning (grin, grin, grinning)),
Gormless Kim is kicking a ball (clap, clap, clapping).

Up and down, up and down (grin, grin, grinning),
Up it goes across the fence (clap, clap, clapping);
Blondie screams so loud and tweets so hard (tweet, tweet, tweet),
“Fire and fury like the block has never seen!” (tweet, tweet).

The whole street waits to hear the bang (oh-oh! bang, bang, bang!),
It falls by Blondie – so hard it bumps (he’s so mad, so mad);
Smiley Kim, dancing back and forth (clap, clap, clapping),
So off goes Blondie to build a wall (oh such fun, such fun!).

So nice to see the children at play,
One day grow up and sense display?