Organic

Some say go buy organic
for that's the way to go,
but it's quite expensive
but as pure as Arctic snow.

My body is a temple
is fit and lean you see,
with none of those preservatives
being inside of me.

You must not miss your breakfast
it was always said,
so I have eggs and soldiers
when I get out of bed.

They call me Mister organic
because of what I eat,
I don't eat bacon or sausage
or any processed meat.

There are no "E" numbers
what so ever in my grub,
so I just have steak and tater pie
when I go down the pub.

It has cost a fortune
and my money's all but gone,
but I'm the healthiest pauper
you ever did lay eyes upon.