You What?

Another nonsensical load of.....


Between poodles and strudels

There’s time for canoodles

With oodles of doodles as well

But straddling while saddling

Is harder than paddling

Whilst jingling a loud ringing bell

Even harder is jangling

When you’re dingle-dangling

Attending the bend in the lav

But whatever we’re doing,

Be it screwing or stewing

Then oodles of fun, we shall have