Pissed

Woke up this morning
About half past dead
Or maybe a quarter over Milkman
Went on the town last night
Av got banging inside my head
Shouldn't have peach schnapps
Lager shandy would have done instead
Got home extremely late
Tried to be quiet
But i fell over the garden gate
My other half opened the door
Screaming at me in an aggressive voice
"not again, no more no fuckin more"
I couldn't have argued with her if i wanted to
Dieing for the toilet
Needing a shite and to empty my bladder
Pushing past her i ran to the loo
Liquid came out of both ends
When out of one should have been poo
It is possible the brown went straight around the bend
Needing loads of coffee to put me on the mend


 

reefaman

I have a mental health illness and I was a inpatient in a private secure mental health hospital not because i was a danger to the public but because i myself was the only person who was in danger from me was myself and that will reflect in my poetry...

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