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Good morning, world,
where have you been
while I’ve been busy sleeping?
Have you fought your wars,
baked s’mores,
gone naked swimming?
Been on a roll,
practiced birth control
while the lights were dimming?
You know so much,
I’m so out of touch,
and I’d like to tag along with you,
use your bong with you,
we’ll get high and not come down,
I’ll grab your coattails,
hold tight you’ll pull me,
and we’ll paint this town.
Oh, but wait, it’s Monday,
and I’ve got chores to do,
there are only so many hours 
in my day and they’ll take one or two.
You’ve got twenty-four,
but I know you won’t wait,
I know you need to be off
for a very important date 
or some exciting classes,
so your day will speed by
while mine drips by like molasses.
So how ‘bout tomorrow?
Tonight I’ll get plenty of rest,
tomorrow we’ll go and hang out,
then you’ll finally be free of this pest.

A Ditty