A Fucked Up Holiday

Written By Glenn McCrary™ & Jon T. Jeffries This fucked up holiday starts off like this Ho ho ho man on those words I would take a piss Every time I hear those words I think of Nicole Ritchie And when you put those two together our holiday becomes bitchy Man I swear I hate Kris Kringle 'cause every time I think of Korey I think that she will forever remain single Mrs. Clause is so sexy that every time I see her I attempt to masturbate But she always complains about menopause of which I will never be able to relate You know some things about this holiday are very, very gay We've been led to believe that a man this fat can fit into a sleigh Jingle bells my nutshells I'm outta cash so I gotta beg I wish Santa and his reindeer would burn in hell and to celebrate I'd order a keg People say that I should smile more instead of always walking with a frown But every time Christmas comes around I wanna burn Santa's sleigh down to ground Deck the halls with bowels of jolly fa la la la la la la la la I think I'll go and have drunk sex with Molly Holly fa la la la la la la la la Fuck this shit Christmas sucks now if you'll excuse me I think I'll go and shave my nuts By Glenn McCrary © 2009 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)