A pro con...

I’m Dick... A hick! You, ma’am? Oh! scram! In brief... Stop, thief! Your purse? Gone...(curse!) Caught thief... Relief! Purse back... Kiss...(smack!) We eat? How sweet! At eight? That’s great! We dine... And wine! The bill? I will! Must run... Great fun! ‘Bye now... Cheers...ciaow! My purse... Oh!...(curse!) No hick... Just slick!