Humour

it's a question for you Lord 
as we advance in years 
why does hair fall from our heads 
and grow rampant in our ears? 
why do our teeth rot 
while our toenails grow faster? 
will we need deodorant 
in the ever-after? 
why do our guts expand 
while our butts retreat? 
we wear the same belt size 
yet we can't see our feet 
we use a fraction of our brains 
what of the 90% that remains? 
we walk into the kitchen 
and can't recall why 
or get the car inspected in October 
when it was due in July 
Perhaps I'm being fussy Lord 
imperfection may be our salvation 
but please just answer this final question... 
who'd you put in charge 
when you took a vacation?

A Question for you Lord