A quirk or two...

Ugh! what a pong; don't mean to be rude... Taiwanese ice cream...the flavour: seafood! A tale of a Thai, I grimace, not smile... His pillow in bed...a pet crocodile! Remote controlled turtle...you may wonder why; A Russian invention, on others to spy! Males serenading, how very nice... Not only humans, but also mice! Masked robber arrested, to his surprise... His ex at the bank, had seen his blue eyes! Parrot at crime scene, by burglar nabbed... The reason for this, in case the bird blabbed! Church in New Zealand, of heresy smacks... Services cancelled, to screen the All Blacks! Neighbour dropped in, but here is the rub... Naked through ceiling, in her bathtub! Michigan wedding, went the whole hog... For Bobbie and Gracie, as dog married dog! Most popular Scouse* who gets the most votes? Gran who donates, those five pound notes! German flame thrower, earned stripper's ire... Suspended jail sentence, her boobs set on fire! Outdoor sex lover, with anger bristles... Humping ground planted, with nettles and thistles! * Scouse - slang for Liverpudlian Material freely adapted from Backpage section of News24.com and Ananova.com