A Sore Point!

Seen in the movies, but now also real life, Acquaintance, "skelmpie," cheats on his wife! His perfume-drenched shirt she finds on the floor; Then hot breakfast coffee, on his lap she does pour! Heavy day's tennis, body stiff, muscles aching, Advised to put Sloans in the bath I was taking! Eased into the water, but soon I was gone; Sloans trick a hot tip in more ways than one! Just out of the shower, when front doorbell rung; In great haste to nearest slacks I had sprung, Garment on quickly, then anguish, distraught; No prizes to guess what in zipper was caught!