A testing time..

Best car! So far... Saloon! A boon? Test drive! That jive... Great feel! A wheel? Look out! Don't shout... Near miss! Such bliss... Too fast! At last... Slow down! A clown? That truck! Bad luck... You're nuts! A clutz? Red light! No fright... Stop car! Ha ha... You're mad! So sad... Schizoid! A void? We crash! Oh! dash... Hit tree! Dear me... A wreck! Oh! heck... You'll pay! Oi vey... *************** Pearly gates... Not mates! Don't ding My wing!