Acrostic 3. Noodle… Noodle… Noodle…

- Nancy, I see your boot. - Oh! You won’t put On me! Is it my size? - Don’t you recognize? - Lewis, it was hidden! And Either you or Tim did that! --------------------------------- - Noodle! Either my cat Or Tim’s parrot did that: Only one of them could Dig out your rubber boot Lost last year. I’m in Earnest. You can ask Tim. ------------------------------------ - Noodle’s you! If your cat Or Tim’s parrot did that, Only one of them could Dig in my new rubber boot Last year. You should agree, Else I’ll think you’re a cheat! --------------------------------------- - None of us dug your boot in. - Oh! Neither you nor Tim? Only Tim’s pet or yours! Do you know whose it was? Look in my eyes! I knew that! Either your pig or your rat! -------------------------------------- No doubt your pig Ought to get a good kick! - Oh! Please, don’t kick… - Don’t try to make me Leave this over as I’m Eager to teach him this time! --------------------------------------- - Nancy, it was my rat. - Oho! I bet Oaf’s lazy! If he Dug my boot, it’s a deed! - Look, there’re seeds in it. Easy to see it’s his eats. ----------------------------------- Nancy, don’t you think Oaf mustn’t be kicked? - Only if he stops Digging my boots with crops. Lapses of memory Earn cruel therapy.