Ag, Shame!

For days... You lout, You laze About! Don't nag! Pissed off; Old bag! I scoff. You toad! Goes on... Down road, I'm gone! To pub, For booze... And grub To choose! A beer, I need... To cheer? Indeed! Drink more... I slur! I'm sore At her! Barmaid... Short skirt! Afraid Won't flirt! Nudge, nudge... Wink, wink! Won't budge Or drink! She goes To phone; Big woes... I groan! You cheat! Oh! dear... Dead meat; Wife here! You sleep And booze, You creep! I snooze... Of more The same; A bore... Ag, shame!* *Ag (pronounced ach) shame! is an expression used by many South Africans to express sympathy, but is at times also used in a sarcastic or cynical sense, eg tut! tut!