Alfie..

Alfie's wife had left him, He felt so very glum! View we took...oh! so dim; In fact 'twas downright dumb! Met another fella, She took a fancy to! But he did not tell her, Of others in his zoo! Messy split, oh! so sad... The lawyers smiled with glee! Alfie hurt...very bad... And had to pay their fee! Soon fella of her tired; 'Ere long he did her taunt! She then found toff...retired, On whom her charms to flaunt! Titled chap, but no cash... Erectile disfunction! Fate again her hopes did dash... To Alfie fled for unction! Alfie smiled...boyish charm; Her eyes wide a-popping! Lovely lady on his arm; He'd been widow shopping!