An Interview

I am a witch, a modern kind. My hats are elegant and quaint. I don't own either cloaks or brooms. I use cosmetics and sleep late. I no longer waste my time On chasing princes. Who is left? And should I ever change my mind, There's always mighty INTERNET. I’m trying to keep up with times. The dragons have become a myth. The carpets feign they cannot fly. And magic wands... I take the fifth. So what’s a modern witch to do? I can’t be simply unemployed. I’d like to get involved somehow And, for a change, help save the world. I’m a team player, sweet and smart, Not violent, hard-working, kind. In short, you see, a witch like me Will be impossible to find.