An Ode to Chuck Norris

I wish I was more like Chuck, Cos if I was ever out of luck I'd roundhouse kick life, Then it'd be in the kuk. I'd never have to worry, Never say "i'm sorry" Happiness in my fists Whilst hunting down my quary. I'd let my bread grow fris, Speak only in a hiss, If someone looked at me incorrectly I'd not let them take the piss. I'd say something cool, Like "what you looking at fool?" Then start wailing on his ass With an old wooden bar stool. I'd be short I'd be stocky, I could have been a jocky, I got my wicked temperment When I used to play hockey. Oh I wish i was more like Chuck, I'd never pass the buck, I'd be the saviour of the world And then my life wouldn't suck.