Andy, Billy and Cyril...

Andy to randiness prone... Just cannot leave girls alone! Eats plenty of wors, And then of course... Whatever can boost his testosterone! Please spare a thought for ol' Billy, Whose problem is driving him dilly! Begging your pardon, He can't get a hardon... And so he remains willy nilly! Cyril just thinks he is grand... He's equally deft with each hand! But girls shy away; Too smarmy! they say... That wanker they just cannot stand!