Apple of Eden

Apple of Eden God said: Adam and Eve, I gave you each items three An apple, a snake and a leaf from a fig tree Did anyone accept the snake’s temptation? Or did you both live up to my expectation? Eve said: ‘I ate the green apple, it tasted very sweet I wore the fig leaf and it fitted me a treat I took the temptation of the devilish snake But he turned out to be a serpentine fake’ Adam said: ‘I ate the fig leaf, I don’t think that’s a sin I wore shoes made from a dead snake’s skin Got tempted by Eve, we had a little grapple She lost her cherry, so I gave her my apple’ Keith says: The moral of this story must be clear to you Men are smarter than women, as we all knew Now girls do not get angry for goodness sake Eve is a sexy little devil, Adam’s just a snake