BEER!

It’s bubbly It makes my stomach big and gassy My mouth belchy Beer! Castle, Hansa ein Weiss Bier noch ein bitte (a white Beer, another one please) Yskoud in n groot glas (Ice cold in a big glass) To start a party To forget troubles To make you feel like the castle girl in comparison with the savannah light girl To order on your lunch break take a Hansa Lady is that not too strong for you? No its soft give me a quaurt n yskoue een (a cold one) And watch me sip it borrel Mond (drink it straight out of bottle) To loosen my tongue Verbose and all To loosen my vocal chords bring a sharp tone to my voice To have me screaming Fok Jou (Fuck you) To the tune of Judy Boucher So please understand my situation I don’t, gee my n noge koue (give me another cold one) Los my yt laat ek my beer enjoy (leave me alone and let me enjoy my beer) To distinguish the ladies from the men Real men don’t drink pink drinks What’s a girl that kap a quart then