Booboos, boobs and bare bodies!

Reddish powder from an envelope seeps... Gives postal workers in Paris the creeps! But heads soon in embarassment hung... When powder turned out to be elephant dung! Hazard a guess, make a prediction... Worst opening line, in a work of fiction? Female breasts do inspire, a vision...(surprise): Of carburettors... (garbage)...that won the first prize! Motorists stuck in Johannesburg traffic, Given rare treat, one really graphic! In back of bakkie, a lady(?) in nude... To publicise magazine, not for the prude! After blowing the whistle on massive corruption... A Brazilian lass plans a further eruption! To stand for Congress, she's not at all coy... To fund her election? nude pics in Playboy! All stanzas are based on material from the Backpage section of news24.com 5 August 2005