Bouquets, and a brickbat...

Happy birthday, Madiba*, let us rejoice... Father of nation, say all with one voice! Wonderful man, old order once feared... Giant among statesmen, loved and revered! A big golfing win, Woods once again... Back at the top, that’s very plain! Streets ahead of the rest of the pack... Great stuff, Tiger, and welcome back! More aid to Zimbabwe?… enough is enough... Hard line on old Bob…just hot air and guff! Diplomacy quiet, a gargantuan farce... On which Mugabe just wipes his arse! *Ex-President Nelson Mandela of South Africa