Boys! Do the room. (A real story).

17 Jan 2009

·iverhyck

- Boys! Leave the dog alone and take the broom, I wonder why you haven’t swept the room. - But Sir, we have. We swept it before Classes. ________- Of course, you’ve done the room for You think ‘to do the room’ is ‘To sweep all the litter under this Bookcase’. ___________- Sir, how could you see it there? When we finished, we saw litter nowhere… - Except under the bookcase. I’ve seen It five times. ___________- Sir, what do you mean? - Well, I mean you have been the fifth to do so. Collect the litter in this bag and take out. ________________________________- Oh! - Have you taken out? Good! Put the other bags Back and now clean the walls with wet rags. Well done! __________- We did it ten seconds ago. Sir, don’t you think that’s enough? ___________________________- What? No! - But Sir, my dog, he can run away. Can I bring him here? __________________- No, by the way, He’s run off. ___________- What! ! ? Where? When? - I don’t know where and when he ran.

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iverhyck

Born in Kiev. Worked in aviation (1981-1991). Became a doctor (1989). Have been a teacher of English since 1996. Published a book for children "IVERHYMES!!!" (2006). Prefer writing iverhymes, but usually call them 'iverhycks' (sounds like limericks,...

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