Carmex

If relief from the bitter nibble of blister baddies and your mom is braless, find your Daddy Make him know that yellow label is what should be on the table And stop caressing Mommy for a bit Come over here and pop a sit I'll tell you how to make her come to terms with what this Carmex has done... It slathers my baby's face like little rhinos in a cage It sucks the sickness from my face Like Mommy does in your nasty place Carmex is like our little CarMexican friend Who works all day with his CarMexican friends and for so little pay they do the job While Mommy's was busy polishing Daddy's knob I knew the pharmacy was right So I blame it on this blessed night Tonight we learned that we should say hello To the little package that is round and yellow CarMexicans are okay with me My fever sores have let me be!