Cats 4. Whose pet's the best?
- Have you seen my new pet? It’s much better than your cat. - I’ve heard something about My Tobias. __________- You’re too proud Of this lazy fat glutton. - What’s bad in my cat sleeping on The floor after his good meal? When I hear your remarks… _______________________- I feel You’re cross with me. __________________- You always Find fault with my fluffy cat as You have never had such one. ________________________- Me? Of course, I don’t eat such meat. - Stop scoffing at the best pet, Jake. - Pooh - pooh! When you see my snake, You’ll… _______- Once I heard a rash statement And saw your disappointment. I had to laugh; that scarecrow, Your new dog made me laugh. _________________________- Oh Yes! You love only cats. Now Look at my big snake. ___________________- Ooh! How Could you buy it? It’s a monster! You’d better buy a small hamster. - And your cat will have it for lunch As he did once. No! That crunch!
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Born in Kiev. Worked in aviation (1981-1991). Became a doctor (1989). Have been a teacher of English since 1996. Published a book for children "IVERHYMES!!!" (2006). Prefer writing iverhymes, but usually call them 'iverhycks' (sounds like limericks,...
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