Cats 5. Your cat has been caught flat-footed

10 Mar 2009

·iverhyck

- Jack! Stop watching TV. _______________________- What? ______________________________- Listen! New leaves of my rose are eaten! - And why? ___________- Your cat has been caught Flat-footed. ____________- No! _________________- Yes. I saw Him eat them early last morning. He realized he was seen. At last I caught him red-handed! This evil tomcat pretended Not to do anything. He ate two leaves! _________________- Nothing Unusual. He needs some more Vitamins. __________- If he eats one or Two mice, he’ll have everything He needs, and, of course, vitamins. - But he prefers “Whiskas”. ________________________- And my Rose! _______- Only its leaves. ______________________- Why Should I stand it? We’ll see no Rose! Catch mice for him! _______________________- Oh!

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iverhyck

Born in Kiev. Worked in aviation (1981-1991). Became a doctor (1989). Have been a teacher of English since 1996. Published a book for children "IVERHYMES!!!" (2006). Prefer writing iverhymes, but usually call them 'iverhycks' (sounds like limericks,...

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