Channel Surfin'

Channel surfin’ TVchannels, surf is up, swim out to meet the rising tide, of celebrity revelations and reality dross. Up onto your board and catch the wave as it swells, with cheap docu soaps, gameshows and fly on the wall dramas. Faster now the wave is sweeping you along, Jeremy Kyle and Jerry Springer, bolemia,bastards, wife beaters, sex addicts, drug takers and sleazy stories of salacious sex. The wave reaches full speed, you lose your balance and you're washed away by a tsunami of shit