Clogging toilets isn’t a sign of maturation

As a child I saw adults as giants, far more powerful than I. As a teen I saw adults as idiotic actors in a harsh, restrictive pantomime, far more powerful than I. Now, as a relatively green adult, I see adults as hamsters on wheels, beating down the hamsters who don’t fancy an endless jog. Still, more powerful than I. In my brain, at least…