Cops Are Idiots

The cops decided to arrest me Because they had mistaken me for a guy on the run But I’m an innocent young man And my life has only just begun What are they blind? Haven’t they issued a warrant for this man’s arrest? Was it the fact that I was black That they thought that my capture would be a success? I mean honestly Just give me a reason why Do I seriously look like A drunken homeless guy? I don’t walk around Carrying knives in my pockets Instead I just stay in the house And get as high as a rocket I know it sounds boring but staying at home Keeps me out of trouble Sorry to unexpectedly bust All of you criminals’ bubbles But I have better things to do Instead of getting locked up For something that I did not do Yes all of you criminals I’m talking to you And now with No further a due I have nothing else to say to y’all This discussion is through By Glenn McCrary © 2009 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)