Cuckoo capers!

Jolie jinxed Jen!...how about that? To woo away Brad, with remains of a bat! Form of black magic, thus guru spake... Expert in voodoo, is one Dr Snake! At mall in Dubai, quite a to do... Jacko seen hiding, in ladies loo! Diaz awards, strange one does usurp, Cameron winning...prize for best burp! Domino record, had almost been wrecked, Thousands collapsed, when sparrow pecked! Funeral home's offer, to football boffins... Favourite team's colours, painted on coffins! Prison inmates, growing peppers, perforce... To brew the Jailhouse Fire Hot Sauce! Office ban tested, in courtroom chokes... Thumbs up lustful glances, ambiguous jokes! Cambodian torched bed, in utter frustration... Suspicious wife had withheld copulation! Brazilian couple, a widening chasm... He's being sued...for not causing orgasm! Rugby fan's tale, of losing his tackle... You'll either weep, or with laughter cackle! He kept his promise, and this really palls... If his team won, he'd cut off his balls! Material adapted from Backpage section of news24.com and ananova.com