Damien Got a Haircut!

Damien got a haircut He looks like a new boy, And if he plays his cards right He’ll end up some girl’s toy. It’s blonde on top and dark below It’s spiked with lots of gel, And with his scraggly goatee gone He’ll be giving those girls hell! He looks so different, looks so new At first I didn’t see him, Said hello and walked right past I must have seemed so dim. Then I saw who he was And God I felt so thick, He was pining for a girl Don’t worry bro she’s a dick. Cos Damien eventually you got your hair cut I must say I’m impressed, You look like a new person Now we just need to change the way you’re dressed...