Narrative

Damn Kittens 
 
"I have the kittens" said she 
"Oh no" groaned me 
"Oh they will be all right" 
"Bet they squabble and fight" 
Then 
Had to stay in all day 
With a smelly litter tray 
There's hairs on the bed 
And the wallpapers shred. 
They 
Cost a blooming bomb 
The Tuna has all gone! 
I can't find me socks 
There right little sods. 
So 
If they were just playing 
Why's the curtain fraying 
Garden birds away 
As they hunt and prey. 
And 
My computors disabled 
they have chewed the cable 
Not much of a pet 
More money for the vet. 
Right 
So enough feline 
Going to call time 
No more the fire hog 
Buying a bloody big...........