Desire and the Undesirable...

Desire’s all over, each nook and cranny... Ergo Jude’s fling with his little ones’ nanny!* Law great in sack: “my body did tingle”... Cuckolded fiancée, though technic’ly single! Liz raises eyebrows by sucking Hugh’s fingers!** Sign that the Hurley/Grant passion still lingers? On Jemima, Hugh’s latest, all a bit tough... Ms Khan reported to be in a huff! Government’s banned “undesirable” Snipes…** Wesley’s false passport gave them the gripes! Freely can't visit our shores anymore... Tut! tut! gadzooks! oh! what a bore! * Backpage news24.co.za 18 July 2005 ** Cape Times 19 July 2005