Dilated Anus

Dilated Anus Panic in the bedroom Someone else is here Presence of them hiding Heavy breathing’s clear Sounds like Chopin’s nocturnes A pillow muted hum Squeaking, rumbling, rasping Vibration near my bum Bounding out from duvets I switch the main light on Is someone in my mattress? Get out right now, be gone! Something else is moving I think it’s in my shorts A puffing panting insect? My God, could be all sorts Quickly off with boxers Some high pitch sounds behind Please don’t bite me insect I’m begging, do be kind I have to find the culprit To the mirror over there I bend towards the glass And rummage through the hair The butt hole, it’s wide open As I part my hairy cheeks Its brim now starts to quiver And oh my god - it speaks “I AM THE VOICE OF REASON BEHIND THIS JUNGLE’S CRUST I HAVE A SPECIAL MESSAGE SO LISTEN NOW YOU MUST” “TO BE A WORTHY SPEAKER AND GAIN RESPECT OF PEERS LISTEN TO YOUR ANUS SO IT WON’T ALL END IN TEARS” Before I let it finish I grab the holy book And rip out all the pages Push them up, don’t look The anus started choking Until the breathing stopped I squeezed the holy pages Onto the ground they dropped My anus had a message? I think it was possessed A dilated anus talking? I’m sure my head is messed.