DON'T PUT ME IN YOUR BOOK

DON’T PUT ME IN YOUR BOOK * My husband said “Look Don’t put me in your book." * “Don’t leave me on display for the things that I might say” * When I ask him a question He looks at me suspicious * And asks me if the answers Will be in my next edition * I said “No need to worry I won’t put you on the spot” * “They’ll never know it’s you because he’s very very HOT!” * “When he makes love to his women there'sspontaneous combustion” * “And wearing a black Tshirt Is not a statementof his fashion” * “He doesn’t fart in bed And he certainly doesn’t snore” * And when they say “turn over” He doesn’t ask “What for?” * “Don’t worry,” I said “They’ll never suspect.” * WordPlaya, January 2009