Humour

i Know im gonna get hung drawn and quartered for this but ? 
Me dad he had an edgeog 
He fed him worms at three 
Worms he had 
They made him mad 
Voratious carnivore he 
They often would have days out 
Dad walked him on a lead 
In late september autumn start 
They climbed a conker tree 
That edgeog took a fancy 
To an orse chestnut or three 
He took himself out onto a branch 
Of a limb that wouldnt hold him 
The branch it snapped 
The edgeog fell 
And most unfortuatley 
Exploded upon impact 
Worms gave him wind you see. 
its got some truth to it