Escape goat

My PC is a patch-up of bubblegum and string Squeaky dial-up modem pops and squeals And faints at far-off hints of lightning My monitor needs a set of wheels Don’t mention updates or anti-virus It will be quicker with quill and papyrus The fuzzy printer’s gone on the fritz again The crappy mouse ball rolls around in vain A puppy chewed off an unimportant cable When it rains a bucket crowds the table The keyboard lists a little bit to port One speaker has come to naught A spring in the sticky CD tray Seems to have gone astray When I thump the letter E This is what I see - eeeeeeeee Is this a silent scream by a vowel Trapped in two-fingered typing hell My farm computer is a useless dumbass It makes up junk like this for my poetry class