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Mbeki gets tough, and Zuma’s “retired”… Corruption crackdown, and many are fired! Travelgate guilty now shown the door.. Tip of the iceberg? no doubt there’ll be more! Bloemfontein scams do cause a big stink… Scorpions sting…Council brass in the clink! Then in a flash, ‘ere we can say “sleaze”… Cape Mayor’s files, cops ordered to seize! The antics of whatshisname? one Schabir Shaik… Yet again the headlines do make! To appeal fraud conviction…says sentence severe… The outcome no doubt, we all soon shall hear! And what of loud lecher, to wit Truman Prince? Since his come-uppance, no word of him since! Views of the townsfolk in Beaufort West: Less said the better…put matter to rest! Blast from the past, remember Mark Thatcher? That dismal failure as a plot hatcher! When in the dwang, on Ma Maggie calls… That erstwhile great leader, oft’ said to have balls!