Fancy in Nancy...

On a long flight home, to the fairest Cape, A newspaper headline, I could not escape! The story took place in the French town of Nancy, When a "lady of business" caught a man's fancy! But an unfinished liaison he had then rued... And so for return of his cash he had sued! She said in her trade there were no guarantees... Just cash up front...in advance, if you please! The judge agreed, and tossed out the case, Leaving the guy with much egg on his face! The headline offbeat...a sharp mind's product, As it boldly proclaimed: "Unbecoming Conduct!"