FASHIONS EVOLUTION

THE EVOLUTION OF FASHION (or back to the beginning) * As Fashion's Evolution foiled fashion's revolutions the culottes now gauchos and platforms which sprang from monster shoes while pants once thought floods for dorks now are crop pants or Bermuda shorts * Bustiers evolved from Corsets as Bandeau'sevolved to tube tops as Lycra became Spandex as they morphed intopolyester ugly unwielding and scratchy as hell, you could almost always find it on sale! * as hip huggers went to new lows when you stooped it showed crack below Thoseshoulder pads like a linebacker another fashion to getflushed down the crapper * the Combat boots became Dock martens and Punks collected safety pins soon Punks became Gangstas as Gangstas collected gold grills and jewelry like an anchor made you sink like Jimmy Hoffa As bell bottoms evolved to Skinny jeans When the Emos arrived on the scene. * As Bubble cut became Bouffant which made a hairdo out of something it's not The Mohawk The Afro Where the hell are they now? No, there's nothing new here under the sun as everything did's already been done. * WordPlaya, April 2009