Humour

First come, first served. (Proverb) . 
When angry, count a hundred. (Proverb) . 
- It’s dinner-time! Come on in! 
 I hope you aren’t too lean! 
- Am I ‘what’? I don’t understand. 
- You’ve come first, Teddy, and 
 Must be first served too. 
- And what are we going to 
 Eat? 
______- A dumpling with you inside. 
- Hem! I’d like to be outside. 
 How can I be eaten 
 By you or even bitten? 
 When last Saturday I came, and 
 We ate minced meat, we became friends. 
- But you haven’t been here since 
 A pig was made into that mince. 
 I have become very hungry 
 And angry. 
___________- Count a hundred, 
 It helps to become kind and calm. 
 What about this rat on my palm?

First come, first...