For a few tweets more..

All the characters in the following poem are purely fictitious and any resemblance to those living or dead is purely co-incidental! For a few tweets more… This is a presumption of how a few people might have written their tweets as imagined by me… Brad Pitt- I had a hot wife, then I got someone even hotter, Now who's the wizard… Mr. Potter? When it comes to hot women, I’ve been to every nook-and-cranny And even then if I get bored, I score the nanny! Lindsay Lohan- I know.. I know, it's no longer a secret, That I wear a stupid bracelet! But I really don't remember what’s it for.. *hic* can I have a couple of beers more! Tiger Woods- When one door of opportunity closes, look for other doors Last night, I was at an 18 hole course! And I hit quite a few birdies, mind you What.. golf.. Oh yeah right! I play that too! Barack Obama- Eat your shoe Al Gore, now I am also in the ‘noble’ gentry I didn’t even have to make a documentary.. All I did was give hope and that isn’t the end, I also get to be the president!! Nicolas Sarkozy- I am the president.. Nicolas Sarkozy, With my pretty wife, I get cozy. So what if we crashed out of the world cup, don’t get greedy, Our top national priority right now, is to sell Carla’s music CD! Diego Maradona- When it comes to me, why is everyone so fussy? When I play dirty.. things really get ‘Messi’. Even when I scratch my butt, people will applaud Oh now I know why! That was the ‘Hand of God’! Thank you..:-)