Freakish Friday!

Fishermen drinking, a hale, hearty toast... Cream liqueur netted, near English coast! Superstar Chan's great martial flair... Jackie's big fan...PM Tony Blair! Chipmunks escaped; wanted dead or alive... On chicks and bird's eggs, they simply thrive! Turkeys for chop...two go on living; George Bush's pardon, spared them Thanksgiving! Fido can survive, a shot in the chest... New product for dogs, the bullet-proof vest! Parrot caused a philanderer shame... Mimicked him calling, his lover's name! Man's "virtual lovers"...adultery? wife sued... He'd surfed the net, for porn pictures lewd! Brazilian lass sued, and got her job back... For wearing high heels, she'd got the sack! Teenage thieves in cart pulled by donkey... An hour to catch...the cops a bit wonky? Roads winding, dark alleys...they can't apprehend, Till cart comes to stop, in a dead end! Casino cleaners, a lifestyle of queens... By hoovering cash, from slot machines! Victoria Beck's lies, now truly busted... Boob job to surgeon, she had entrusted! Based freely on material from news24.com and ananova.com