Humour

Adark night. Inside a shop. A guard. A robber. (i hope that's enough). 
- Freeze! 
________- Yes! Yes! I’ve frozen! 
- John! It’s you who’s broken 
 In! 
____- Why not? 
______________- Did you break in here 
 Yesterday too? 
_____________- Try to guess! Oh Dear! 
- I say, if you broke in here then, 
 Why did you want to do it again? 
- It is my wife! When I brought her 
 This dress, she said, “Go back, pay for 
 It and only then bring…” 
____________________- And you’ve brought it back to pay. 
- Yes. I froze to death five minutes ago, by the way!