Friday bizarre!

How Aussies break up?...hazard a guess; Send unwanted lover, a text SMS! Also not wanted, an ex Mr Right... Sole function in life?...put bins out at night! Sex workers for Aussie, have knots in their knickers... No visas for them, or would-be fruit pickers! The reason for this, you may wish to know... Forsooth! it is said, skill levels too low! Dead driver...parked car, unnoticed by cop... Ticket a corpse, that's over the top! To make-up these models, most surely would dread... Morticians competing, for the best looking dead! New products for pets, oh! happy days... Pills to lose weight, and stress relief sprays! Police dog retired, brought down a peg... Passed hiding crook, and just cocked his leg! Ad for boob job, now has been banned: "More rounded lady," at price of four grand! New London cocktail, costs quite a lot... Called Magie Noir, at four grand a tot! Lecher in cesspit, peeping was caught... His leering eyes...teenager distraught! Before he was cuffed, cops hosed him down... "Hazardous waste," said Chief with a frown! With acknowledgements to ananova.com & iol.co.za