Friday trivia...

Burdened by bad news, I upped and went... To Online Back Page, for entertainment! Leaving hard issues alone for awhile... Some bits of trivia, did raise a smile! Reading first story, I muttered "tut, tut"... Question today, who has the best butt! Far and away, the biggest hit... Among the ladies, Mr Brad Pitt! Harder to find, best ladies' bum... Nominations from all quarters come! What say most guys...who steals the show? None other than...delicious J Lo! But J Lo someone's wrath did incur... Why?... because she likes to wear fur! "Looks fat and gross; smells like wet hounds"... Said Baywatch's Pam...distaste knew no bounds! Undertaker Aussie, a major achievement... Takes some sting out of bereavement! Refreshments for mourners, to graveyard en route... A beer-as-you bury... how's that for a hoot!