Funny peculiar...

Place for romance,to light up that spark... Couples romp freely, in Italian love park! Volvo Estate, great lines and so neat, Voted best car, for sex in back seat! Wiltshire police puzzled,'midst weird undertones... Who's draping knickers, on signs and gravestones? Hidden camera snaps thief...and here is the rub: Removing urinal, from a Hampshire pub! Arrested car thief, did vent his spleen... When traced through his dentures, left at crime scene! Jailbirds in Norwich, their moans and their groans... Spaniel sniffs out, illicit cell phones! Jilted bride overcomes...all agape and agog... Wedding took place; the groom was her dog! Chinese news vendor, not down on his luck... Business is booming, his helper a duck! Overweight panda, his mate he does vex: "Go on a diet, or else no more sex!" German dorp to McDonald's..."Go away! just get out; "We know what we want..sausage, sauerkraut!" Credit too easy; much said about that... Aussie bank issues, card to a cat! Asbo* for woman...who evoked so much wrath, The reason?...she sang too loud in her bath. Tattoo competition; okay, fellow said... To bacon and eggs, atop his shaved head! "Tattooist, I'll sue!," enraged fan did scream... Willy on back, not badge of his team! Hairdresser's creations, so shiny and full... Hair is conditioned, with sperm of a bull! Airtight underjocks, they're bound to sell well... Preventing escape, of the flatulent smell! *Anti-social behaviour order All quirkies based on material from ananova.com, with some poetic licence.