GOSSIP

GOSSIP * I read in a magazine by the check out counter that Angelina and Brad no longer sleep together * I thought to myself Oh NO, not them too! then proceeded to read it all the waythrough * If you can’t be inspired by Angie or Brad Pitt Just whom do you score when you want to trade up? * They talked about how she’s the one in control and when questioned about it said, “that’s how I roll” * They talked how Brad Pitt comes close to a Saint, but since he cheated on Jen, then a Saint he sure ain’t! * I’m not much for gossip but when Billy Bob came out that doing Angelina waslike f*cking your couch * I just had to laugh at the irony there. A woman with all that sexual allure A woman considered one of the world’s most beautiful, reduced to the status of a piece of furniture. * They say everyone loves gossip and that’s why it sells, but it’s much more fun becoming the topic than to read about somebody else. * WordPlaya April 2, 2010